Al's Average Man Invitational  
 


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ABOUT OUR TOURNAMENT

**NEWS FLASH (AUGUST 3, 2007)**
DUE TO MR. DOERMAET'S BACK SURGERY
THIS YEAR'S TOURNAMENT INDEFINITELY POSTPONED

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Our tournament was created to give bad golfers an opportunity to compete in a high steaks golf tournament while having a legitamate shot to win. There are very few rules (click here to see the rules). THe main rule is that no one can compete in the tournament unless they are worse at golf than the tournament's founder, Albert J. Doermaet. Mr. Doermat (also known as Al or Big Al) has created this tournament to fulfill his dream of playing in a high steaks tournament.

The tournament is held each year at Royal Melbourne Country Club, where Mr. Doermaet is a member. Royal Melbourne's beauitful golf course is in the suburbs north of Chicago.

The tournament is exciting for all who compete and watch because of the cash prize. This year's tournament will have the largest ever cash prize of $300,000. Our corporate sponsors allow us to to offer this kind of prize money. Please visit the web pages of Buick and Wilson Golf and try to buy your cars and golf clubs from them :) !!!

ABOUT MR. DOERMAET

Albert J. Doermaet, Jr. was born on the northwest side of Chicago in 1947, just a few years after the end of World War #2. His family evntually moved to the southwest side of the city, where he attended St. Rita High School. After graduating St. Rita in 1965, he enrolled at Western Michigan, where he studied math and played football. After graduating from Western Michigan, he came back to Chicago and became a teacher and football coach at Weber High School. During his ninth year at Weber, Mr. Doermaet bought six portable toilets from a traveling salesman and so began the Hoaratio Alger portion of his life's story. Mr. Doermaet began to rent out the portable toilets (they ended up being a very good investment). At first, he'd stored them in the alley behind the apartment building he lived in andd delivered them using his pickup truck. Soon he was making so much money that he bought six more. he rented the back of a small lot in what is now called the Lincoln Park neighborhood in Chicago. With twelve port-o-lets, he made even more money. Soon he bough twelve more and a large truck to deliver them. The rest, as they say, is history. In 2006, forty years after founding his company (ACI,. which is short for Al's Cans, Inc.), he sold the company (which was always 100% privately held) to Waste Management, a very large competitor, for hundreds of millions of dollars. Mr. Doermaet took up golf after his business took off because he no longer had time to coach football and needed a competitive part of his life. Mr. Doermaet in addition to being a serious golfer, is a philathropist. He regularly gives money to a variety of Catholic charities and to both republican and democrat politicians because, as he othen says, "no matter how you vote, you still need a pot to piss in." Mr. Doermaet's other favortie saying is "Your s#@* is my BREAD and BUTTER!"

To see a picture of Mr. Doermaet as a high school teacher, click here. To see a picture of Mr. Doermaet as a high school football coach, click here.

 

TOURNAMENT HISTORY

Year Winner From Job
2006 ** The movie people asked us not to put it up ** ibid ibid
2005 Duke Costo Gurnee, IL Crowd Estimator
2004 Mick "Radar" West Northbrook, IL Senior VP for Product Development at Motorola

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